Man vs Cockroach

Man (to cockroach) : my penis makes women scream loudly

Cockroach : Bitch Please !! It is nothing compared when they scream on seeing me

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lesbians and gays

1stDaughter: Dad I'm Lesbian..

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Dad: oh okay

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2nd daughter: i'm also lesbian

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Dad: What The Fuck!! doesn't anyone frm this family love MEN??..

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Son: I do..

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fruits names

G.K.CLASS


Lady Teacher to Boy: 11 Fruits k Naam Batao?


Boy:

2 Aapke Aam

2 Pooja k Amrood

2 Shanti k Tarbuz

2 Bhakti k Santre

2 Pinki k Nimbu aur

1 mera Kela..!!

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touch after marriage

A girl boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.

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that's my seat

Girl: Excuse me brother that's my seat

Boy: OK but i m not your brother.

My father never fucked your mom

Girl: True, but my father did....

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Boy2sales gal:giv A condom

salesgal:can i touch ur penis 4size

boy:ok

salesgal :giv him Medium size.....giv Lrge w8......giv XLarge.....oh shit giv me a tissuepapr

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6" long thing in ur mouth

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

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B ( . )( . ) B S of GiRlz

Why do 90%
 

of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

 

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because....



 

90% of the
 

boys are
 

right handed.. 

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DON'T STOP IT

Mum advice her daughter "if a boy touched ur breast say DON'T
 

n if he touched ur vegina... say STOP IT.
 

1 week later.
 

the girl told her mum
 

" mum a boy touched my both then i said DON'T STOP IT"

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BIG BOOBS :S small boobs

Have your Observed ?

 

Beautiful Girls have Small Boobs and
 

Ugly Girls have Big Boobs
 

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Why?
 

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Because it's corporate policy Quality is there but no Quantity and Quantity is 

there but no Quality.
  

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Underwear me 2 hole

sardar to girlfriend: kya tumhare underwear me 2 hole he?

 

gf: nahi, besharam..
 

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.sardar:to fir tange kaha se dalti ho??

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Group fuck !!

Mom: Why are you pregnant?
 

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
 

Mom: Tell me who is he?
 

Daughter:I don't know, it was a group project

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hotel of women waiter

A man entered a hotel where all waiters r ladies.
 

He asked 1 waiter 4 milk.
 

She opened her bra & told him to suck.
 

Man replied-"thanks God,i didn't ask 4 water"

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didn't wear pantes !!

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any

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How to teach Maths to a girl

How to teach Maths to a girl?

 

Add her to bed.
 

Substract her clothes.
 

Divide her legs.
 

Start multiplying.

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